Political Fun 1976 (12/26/76)

Political Fun 1976

(The following are excerpts from "Republican Humor" edited by Stephen J. Skubik and Hal E. Short. These one-liners were told by Vice-President Nelson A. Rockefeller.)

My becoming Vice-President was made possible by a grant from the Ford Foundation.
My selection by President Ford as his Vice-President certainly proved one thing - the White House is an equal opportunity employer.
When I chaired the Commission investigating the CIA, we asked the witnesses to give the whole truth, nothing but the truth and to speak directly into the flower vase.
As a result of the energy crisis, I am to stick strictly to the 55 miles per hour speed limit. And, I want to tell you, that's quite a stunt in Air Force Two.

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